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This unashamedly pervy Lollipop Chainsaw Achievement is one of the easiest you'll ever earn

For Trophy and/or Achievement whores there is nothing sweeter in life than Trophies and/or Achievements that are easy to bag. They are the virtual arbitrary award equivalent to exterminating fish in a barrel using high-explosives and guided-missiles and there is no water in the barrel so the fish are all dead before you've even started but somehow killing them some more still offers a strange sense of satisfaction if you're into that sort of thing.

The upcoming and upwardly mental zombie killer game Lollipop Chainsaw seems to have one such easy-to-bag virtual arbitrary award. It's called 'I Swear! I Did It By Mistake!' and it's won by 'peeping under Juliet's skirt once'. If like any good citizen you've been following Lollipop Chainsaw you'll know Juliet is the game's chainsaw-wielding protagonist. And she's a cheerleader. And she wears a really short skirt.

We might be completely wrong here, but from what we've seen of LC it seems that NOT looking under Juliet's skirt will be more of a challenge. Observe just a small selection of the blatant up-skirtery we've already been subjected to:

Above: THERE!

                       Above: THERE!

Above: THERE!

        Above: THERE!

    Above: THERE!

Above: THERE!

You get the idea.

The undergarment territory beneath Juliet's skirt is pretty impossible to avoid. We can only guess that some additional and concerted camera manipulation will be required to obtain the 'I Swear! I Did It By Mistake!' award. Either way, it'll go nicely with our 'View of the Valley' Achievement that we got playing Asura's Wrath.

You can find a full list of Lollipop Chainsaw's virtual arbitrary awards here.

13 comments

  • Octaviux - May 1, 2012 5:38 p.m.

    OOOoohhh oh uh oooh
  • talleyXIV - April 21, 2012 11:01 a.m.

    Does she have balls in that last picture?
  • jackthemenace - April 20, 2012 3:45 p.m.

    "For Trophy and/or Achievement whores there is nothing sweeter in life than Trophies and/or Achievements that are easy to bag." Surely it's totally the opposite? Achievement whores want all the trophies/ achievements that are HARD to bag, so they can brag about them? Either way, when I get this, I'm going to deliberately spend my first-playthrough NOT doing this, and seeing how far through teh game I can get before I manage to get it accidentally. And I DO mean accidentally. I swear.
  • Rub3z - May 1, 2012 8:57 p.m.

    ... Good luck with that. :P
  • The_Boz - April 20, 2012 2:18 p.m.

    Why would you want to? The only thing that would interest me in this game is that if it was similar to Saints Row the Third in the way it felt, but I somehow doubt it.
  • Sy87 - April 20, 2012 12:01 p.m.

    I don't get the whole cheerleader thing. Hope the zombie killing is worth it.
  • darkvare - April 20, 2012 7:26 a.m.

    nothing beats press start achievement form the simpsons game
  • g4m3rk1dd - April 20, 2012 7:33 a.m.

    glad im not the only one who remembered.
  • Barnsley Pal - April 20, 2012 7:06 a.m.

    Hey Matt, your file photo looks extra pervy next to this article on the main page. Just sayin' :)
  • BladedFalcon - April 20, 2012 7:03 a.m.

    Iunno.. this to me felt more like an excuse Cundy took to be able to be a perv himself and post lots panty shots free of guilt :P
  • Matt Hughes - April 20, 2012 7:24 a.m.

    Whatever is happening here surely isn't Cundy's fault. It's a *slightly* bigger issue.
  • BladedFalcon - April 20, 2012 8:16 a.m.

    >> Was that meant to be an innuendo? Otherwise, I'm not sure I understand ^^;
  • rainn'sgaydar - April 20, 2012 5:34 a.m.

    I knew when I read the tweet for this article the achievement was up-skirt related. Is there an achievement for that?

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