This unashamedly pervy Lollipop Chainsaw Achievement is one of the easiest you'll ever earn

Because we can't imagine looking up Juliet's skirt is going to be very hard

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For Trophy and/or Achievement whores there is nothing sweeter in life than Trophies and/or Achievements that are easy to bag. They are the virtual arbitrary award equivalent to exterminating fish in a barrel using high-explosives and guided-missiles and there is no water in the barrel so the fish are all dead before you've even started but somehow killing them some more still offers a strange sense of satisfaction if you're into that sort of thing.

The upcoming and upwardly mental zombie killer game Lollipop Chainsaw seems to have one such easy-to-bag virtual arbitrary award. It's called 'I Swear! I Did It By Mistake!' and it's won by 'peeping under Juliet's skirt once'. If like any good citizen you've been following Lollipop Chainsaw you'll know Juliet is the game's chainsaw-wielding protagonist. And she's a cheerleader. And she wears a really short skirt.

We might be completely wrong here, but from what we've seen of LC it seems that NOT looking under Juliet's skirt will be more of a challenge. Observe just a small selection of the blatant up-skirtery we've already been subjected to:

Above: THERE!

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You get the idea.

The undergarment territory beneath Juliet's skirt is pretty impossible to avoid. We can only guess that some additional and concerted camera manipulation will be required to obtain the 'I Swear! I Did It By Mistake!' award. Either way, it'll go nicely with our 'View of the Valley' Achievement that we got playing Asura's Wrath.

You can find a full list of Lollipop Chainsaw's virtual arbitrary awards here.

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