Everyone knows Portal 2 toys are delightful – but as those of us who sometimes open our wallets
to see a little cartoon moth fly out can attest, living under the
constant protection of futuristic security-bots can be a bit pricey.
Thankfully, our continued monitoring of the “Portal toys for real
folks” market has finally yielded this tres accessible sentry
Thinkgeek is letting these
40” turrets go for $24.95 apiece, which is less money than you'd
expect to pay for a version made entirely of ones and zeroes.
Admittedly, the latter purchase (that is, of Portal 2 itself) would
come with all manner of Wheatlies and Propulsion Gels and
whatever-else-have-you... but this one will float if you throw it in
a pool, and is just waiting for you to do ingenious and appropriately
frivolous things with it.
Warning: if you actually set this turret to guard
your real possessions, frankly you deserve to be worrying
about whether $25 is too much to pay for a piece of inflatable
Aperture Science magic.