Poster exclusive: The Cottage

Heads up! League Of Gentlemen funnyman Reese Shearsmith, pop pixie Jennifer Ellison and King Kong chamealion Andy Serkis all decapitated, beaten and mounted for your viewing pleasure.

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This new one-sheet, exclusive to Total, sets the tone for The Cottage , the new Brit dark comedy from London To Brighton helmer Paul Andrew Williams.

His countryside rampage kicks off when four would-be kidnappers end up trapped in rural hell with psychopathic farmer. Look out for it at cinemas on 14 March. There will be blood…