If game characters couldn't be bothered

Every now and then, be it at work or play, we all feel like saying: “Screw it. I simply can’t be assed.” There’s no shame in it. After all, apathy is both big and clever. But what if some of our favourite game characters took this bone idle approach to their adventures?

Super Mario Bros.

Shadow of the Colossus

Yoshi's Island

God of War

Metal Gear Solid


Halo 3

Heavy Rain

Space Invaders

Hitman: Blood Money

Street Fighter II

Jan 28, 2011


  • FanofSaiyan - January 28, 2011 3:07 p.m.

    The God of War pic was my favorite. :P Funny stuff...
  • rabidpotatochip - January 28, 2011 3:09 p.m.

    Is that the eye of Sauron on Yoshi's Island?
  • asspills - January 28, 2011 3:16 p.m.

    megalols!! Good stuff GamesRadar, once again. I like the british-isms used... Can't be assed??
  • YES - January 28, 2011 3:21 p.m.

    It's a black circle with a zero in it, indicating that baby mario's time is up and yoshi gets some well deserved off-time.
  • Clovin64 - January 28, 2011 3:30 p.m.

    The Heavy Rain one made me lol. Jason? JEY-SON! JEEEY-SO...ah screw it. Hotdog time!
  • jackthemenace - January 28, 2011 3:35 p.m.

    I loved the MGS one, that made me ROFL. >cough< The GoW one was pretty sweet too. And i agree with Asspills, you gotta have some "British-isms"
  • SpiritZephyr2012 - January 28, 2011 3:38 p.m.

    The best was the Super Mario Bros. picture. Just abandon Peach.
  • HarryBalls - January 28, 2011 3:38 p.m.

    Is that an umbrella jammed in Yoshi's ass? Me likey.
  • Japanaman - January 28, 2011 3:43 p.m.

    Funny, but where's the pictures I really want to see? Breakout paddle missing ball, Frank West getting eaten, the entire cast of RE: Outbreak getting turned into zombies, Pac-Man hiding in a corner too depressed to eat, Ghosts all hiding in their box, Mario sitting in prison, and... wait a minute! Kratos already had a "Who cares?" moment when he threw himself off a cliff!
  • grizzly311 - January 28, 2011 3:46 p.m.

    i like the space invaders...thanks gamesradar for my new desktop wallpaper
  • soren7550 - January 28, 2011 4:03 p.m.

    My favorite has to be the Halo one, with Space Invaders being my second.
  • Robx - January 28, 2011 4:03 p.m.

    Reminds me of an N game level where you could either go right and take the door instantly, or go left between a bunch of super explosive rocket zapping homing missle gauss mine traps to get a piece of gold. ...The caption was "Hell no..."
  • pollenski - January 28, 2011 4:12 p.m.

    @asspills + jackthemenace We say 'Can't be arsed.' An ass is a donkey.
  • skyline19 - January 28, 2011 4:59 p.m.

    Love the Kratos one.
  • NightCrawler_358 - January 28, 2011 4:59 p.m.

    Lol @ shadow of the colussus. nice pictures!
  • JPorFavor - January 28, 2011 5:22 p.m.

    Oh lawls.
  • KNITEpanda - January 28, 2011 5:52 p.m.

    Did I seriously read "Is that the eye of Sauron in the Yoshi's Island" I think that was funnier than all these pics put together... Seriously??
  • shawksta - January 28, 2011 6:22 p.m.

    LOL I cant stop laughing at Kratos's facial expression, where did that come from XD?
  • therawski - January 28, 2011 7:23 p.m.

    Kinda reminds me of the angry video game nerd joke where he's like, what if mario just sat there and was like "no, I'm not going" haha
  • Turboash - January 28, 2011 7:49 p.m.


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