Hilarious Nutshot grenade kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops

Not much else to say about it this one, other than the video below provides the best evidence on why Bob Saget should come the hell out of nutshot commentary retirement. Every single second after the :30 mark could’ve benefited a billion fold from a high-pitched voiceover and a “DOINK!” sound effect.

The best part is that the guy dies the second the grenade kisses his his sack, and not from the resulting explosion. But if you’re still desperate to see a testicle explode CSI-style, by all means check out the Blitz: The League II entry in our article on Gaming’s Most Devastating Genital Attacks:

Above: You probably had no idea you never wanted to see this 

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  • Overlord153 - November 19, 2010 11:12 p.m.

    by lying to myself
  • Overlord153 - November 19, 2010 11:11 p.m.

    Am I the only one who noticed if you looked closley it hit his lower leg. And yes i'm trying to erase the image in my head but lying to myself.
  • NullG7 - November 18, 2010 10:15 p.m.

    "We Have Taken The Lead" BUT AT WHAT COST!!!
  • conqueso - November 18, 2010 4:22 p.m.

    Execute testicle attack #44!!!
  • Cleanser247 - November 17, 2010 10:29 p.m.

    Crazy! I love the theatre too, it's great to save epic moments! Great feature Chris!
  • philipshaw - November 17, 2010 7:24 p.m.

    Only Chris would post this lol
  • NdstrialZmbi - November 17, 2010 6:21 p.m.

    def gonna try 2 recreate tht 1
  • papergoon - November 17, 2010 8:01 a.m.

    Ouch. But it's damn bloody funny though! At least for girls (((:
  • ThatGuyFromTV - November 17, 2010 4:07 a.m.

    I have something similar to this in my file share, though it's more of a buttshot than a nutshot. Still, this is friggin hilarious, easily beats my clip. And I thought I was special... *cries*
  • TheWerebear - November 17, 2010 2:30 a.m.

    Soren7550, that is a song off the Black Ops soundtrack, if you could call it that. It's just a short, repetitive guitar chug that starts off online matches.
  • Yarok - November 17, 2010 2:21 a.m.

    My first interpretation of the picture was a chest-burtser-esque ferret popping out of someones eye. I was wrong, but perhaps not too far off target. reCAPTCHAL goes conotaks
  • soren7550 - November 17, 2010 1:53 a.m.

    Best. First blood. EVAR! (by the way, does anyone know what the song is called that plays from 0:01 - 0:17?)
  • batmanboy11 - November 16, 2010 11:38 p.m.

  • yetanotherCid304 - November 16, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    nutshot: +500 That video made my day
  • Yingsin - November 16, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    thats awesome. the video i mean
  • ventanger - November 16, 2010 11:23 p.m.

    That's quite a feat to get KILLED by getting pegged in the nuts. Hurt, puke, disabled, sure but KILLED is quite an accomplishment. If I had a fully loaded semi-auto and unloaded a clip into a guys nuts, he'd be very unhappy, but he wouldn't immediately DIE.
  • JuliePeesgood - November 16, 2010 11:12 p.m.

    How did you get your camera to fit inside there?
  • roundkid - November 16, 2010 11:04 p.m.

    CROTCH OWN!!!!!!!!!
  • Crabhand - November 16, 2010 10:13 p.m.

    Ew, I can't believe you brought up the testicle explosion picture. At least it appears it hasn't ruptured the testis, which we all know fills the scrotum with... well, we all know what Blitz thinks happens.
  • GhostofTaft - November 16, 2010 9:40 p.m.

    Yes Chris, I did have some idea that I never wanted to see that. Now I can't unsee it.

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