Grand Theft Auto V video preaches Epsilonism

It's not really viral marketing when you just post the video on your official blog, but it is still really weird. Rockstar Games has uploaded a new video promoting Grand Theft Auto V through the cult--er--religion of Epsilonism. You can see it on on the Newswire, or watch the captured video below.

The video shows the 12 tracts of Epsilonism over some time-lapse footage of scenic in-game locales. If you're interested in Kifflom and don't mind mailing all of your money to an address in the Cayman Islands, you can learn more on a promotional website run by Rockstar.

Epsilonism has played a minor role in most every Grand Theft Auto released since San Andreas, but it looks like we'll get a big sip of the Kool Aid when we return to Los Santos in GTAV. Could you be a descendant of Kraff?


  • Dave2123 - April 23, 2013 8:05 p.m.

    I know it's fictional, but it's still a little far fetched lol. Also, it does seem to be, very sneakily, taking the mick out of other religions. 157 years old is only slightly more absurd than christian's and jew's 10000 years.
  • Vordhosbn - April 23, 2013 12:51 a.m.

    As trailers go it was much of nothing, but my excitement for GTAV is still getting higher. Hope they still have an Ambient radio channel, it was perfect "explore the city" music, and it'll be even more at home exploring the "wilds" of GTA V. Plus, Aphex Twin in GTA = Sweet,
  • winner2 - April 22, 2013 11:42 a.m.

    That super calming music makes me want to believe
  • wadesmit - April 22, 2013 2:06 p.m.

    Hail Kraff, brother. I hope you have a birthmark too. I do. Kifflom.
  • Dave2123 - April 23, 2013 8:06 p.m.

    Most people do have birth marks - this guy must have been an absolute player.
  • wadesmit - April 24, 2013 9:11 a.m.

    Does the birthmark size illustrate genetic closeness, do you think?

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