After Chewbacca's cryptic remarks at the Sony press conference yesterday, we thought it best to fact-check his remarks with a translator who speaks Wookie. This being Los Angeles, we found a guy who speaks not only Wookie, but also Klingon and Quenya. His translation of Chewie's exchange reveals a whole new aspect of the conversation. Sony boss Tretton talked down to the Wookie as though he were a recalcitrant kindergartner, seemingly unaware of how close he was to a severe and possibly lethal beating at the hands of the easily angered sasquatch. We've gone back and added the correct subtitles from our Wookie translator to show you what everyone else missed. Enjoy!
June 12, 2007