Dead or Alive: Dimensions will throw Kasumi's panties at your face

The extra-dimensional eye-magic built into Nintendo's 3DS will throw lots of stuff out-of-the-screen and at our excited, disbelieving faces. Things like Resi's zombies, Link's sword and Snake's hairy mullet. They'll all be 'coming right at us'. And so will Kasumi's knickers. Here is a completely not Photoshopped image of the lady fighter's underpanties bursting forth into a hitherto unexplored ocular dimension of gaming:

Above: Kasumi's crotch - coming to a 3DS near you soon

The image is taken from the new Dead or Alive: Dimensions trailer. It's pretty long and has a go at simulating what the game will look like in 3D. If you're some kind of pervert (i.e. a man) and have a keen interest in observing Kasumi's exposed trolleys, you'll want to head to the 1:34 mark. Then back to 1:30. Then to 1:34. Then back to 1:30. Then to 1:34. Then back to 1:30. Then to 1:34. Then back to 1:30. Then to 1:34. And so on. 

Dead or Alive: Dimensions will also feature fighting.

Jan 10, 2010


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  • Clovin64 - January 10, 2011 10:24 p.m.

    I'm confused, wheres the volleyball?
  • kit07 - January 10, 2011 8:43 p.m.

    DoA is my fav fighting franchise. there i said it. this pretty much gurantees (spelling?) ill b picking up a 3DS at some point.
  • HumorTumor - January 10, 2011 6:57 p.m.

    I'm so happy to see DOA back to it's roots. I loved DOA3 and 4 to death. And this looks to be a perfect fit. It actually looks as good as 3, which is pretty impressive, that game was gorgeous.
  • Matt Cundy - January 10, 2011 4:32 p.m.

    Embedded a new vid. Hopefully it's not blocked for US peoples.
  • Zeb364 - January 10, 2011 4:25 p.m.

    I honestly was stunned to see fighting. I had literally forgotten that DOA was a fighting game, let alone what the combat looked like.
  • papergoon - January 10, 2011 4:23 p.m.

    @birday and a very good one at that. Too bad Team Ninja's been pimping the girls too much. DoA4 was really great to play actually
  • tacoman38 - January 10, 2011 4:21 p.m.

    blocked in 'Merca?!!
  • IsaacFenix - January 10, 2011 4:04 p.m.

    Video's been blocked.
  • Birday - January 10, 2011 3:48 p.m.

    Dead or Alive is a fighting game?! Wut? I thought it was just softcore pr0n for my game systems. :O

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