Chewy, like apple-flavored gum.
Hard on the outside and chewy on the inside, like a blow pop.
Pixie stix, but the purple ones that taste awful.
Hard on the outside and chewy on the inside, like that Nerds rope that's rolled up in a ball in your drawer for when you need nourishment.
Like a trip to the dentist.
A pigeon recently shot by a pellet gun. Fresh.
A pigeon recently hit by a car. Slightly less fresh.
Like an old, rotting pigeon. Seriously, you guys, you don't want to eat a Pidgeot. They're nasty.