It would have a light flavor, sort of like a jawbreaker, except unlike a jawbreaker, there's a good chance that if you bite down too hard it will literally explode and rip your jaw off your face.
Rotten eggs. We mean, that's... what they are, right?
Only Exeggutor's face would be edible, and it would taste somewhat coconuty.
Soft, tender dinosaur meat marinated in cold, salty tears and served in a skull. Better for appetizers.
Similar to Cubone, but less of a wuss.
Kids, let's have a talk. We know that movies and television shows make eating Koffing look "hip" and "cool," but it's not. The Surgeon General warns that there's a direct correlation between eating Koffing and contracting lung disorders such as cancer, emphysema, and other respiratory problems.