"Am I going back to the PS4 days?" - Former PlayStation president Shuhei Yoshida shares a very mixed Steam Machine review

It might sound like a betrayal, but PlayStation legend Shuhei Yoshida has a Steam Machine perched next to their TV. The former president even took time to share a bullet-point review covering their thoughts after a few hours of play, and oh boy, does he have mixed feelings about the new PS5 rival, its $1,049 price tag, and PC gaming capabilities.

In an X post appropriately titled "Thoughts after a few hours of playing with Steam Machine," Yoshida rhymes off a pretty long list of testing takes. I'm not sure how I'd feel if I were Valve, sifting through some of these for some industry veteran insight, as he kicks things off with "3D performance is just…meh." Yikes.

If I'm being real, that first bullet sounds like the sort of critique you'd see tied to the Sega Saturn or a cheaper graphics adapter back in the day versus the PS1. That said, seeing as Yoshida's final role at PlayStation was heading up Sony's Indie developer initiative, I imagine he means that smaller, non-AAA outings naturally run better on Valve's mini PC.

However, Yoshida's hit list does feature both positives and negatives. Yes, exclaiming, "Am I going back to the PS4 days?" regarding the Steam Machine apparently recommending 1080p is firmly still a burn, and the ex-PlayStation head also says, "Some games take a looooooong time to boot, what is it doing?" Yet, there's praise in there, as he calls being able to boot up with a controller button press a "killer feature" and describes the system UI as "easy to use."

From where I'm sitting, Yoshida's Steam Machine review captures the typical reactions I'm seeing from gaming PC and console players alike. Yes, it can serve as a solid alternative to the PS5 or Xbox Series X, but it's certainly not a console killer, and it has landed on planet earth with a very specific objective.

"It allows me to play Steam games on my living room TV, which is a reason enough to keep it", is a closing line on the list that perfectly explains what the box is all about, and I'm pretty sure Valve would agree. The mini PC can serve as a lower-end desktop rig should you so desire, but breaking through to couch players and offering up access to a vast ecosystem with newfound controller-friendly access is the reason the system now exists, even if that $1,049 price tag is hampering the mission.

Naturally, the big "but" in Yoshida's Steam Machine assessment is Valve's unfortunate MSRP. "But the price was very unfriendly. Hard to recommend to people unless for research," is the closing line on this mixed bag of punches and praise, and it's exactly how I feel as a hardware reviewer discussing the mini PC. The $1,049 barrier makes the box feel like it's almost in early access, and only those privileged enough to have over a grand for a console rival will be experiencing what could be the future of mainstream gaming.

That said, Valve is already working on improving its newly released box, as the Steam Machine has already received updates that improve its VRAM abilities. I can certainly see a future where prices start to fall, and performance hits consistently harder than a base PS5, but by the time AI datacentres stop gobbling vital components, we might be looking at a sequel.

If you've got Valve's handheld, it's maybe time to grab a Steam Deck dock and use the portable as a low-spec Machine.