We defy convention with a guide to dicking about in games
Annoying the NPC
This is a staple of gaming, so much so that sometimes we do it without even being aware of it. Whenever in the vicinity of a friendly NPC, it's common practice to attack them, molest them or to push them into the sea. This is the test of the bonds of robot friendship…
Dark Messiah Take Dark Messiah's Leanna. She ignores sexual harassment, perhaps because of a reciprocated sexual interest. When we used the spell casting animation to simulate caressing Leanna's boobs, we were met with deadpan tolerance, and running into her butt as she walked through a ship door went saucily unmentioned. However, physical violence is rightly frowned upon, to the point where Leanna's death causes you to black out and start again.
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