Comic-Con 2010: Johnny Depp headed up a rum-sozzled first look at the new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie today at Comic-Con.
In full Jack Sparrow regalia, the cosmic chameleon fronted a hilarious Pirates 4 tease unveiled after the Tron: Legacy panel at Comic-Con 2010.
“My name is Captain Jack Sparrow,” he slurs, perched amid luscious foliage in an exotic locale. (Like we needed reminding.) “I take it some of you have heard of me.”
As the familiar string-y Pirates music provides a backing soundtrack, Sparrow continues: “You may have also heard whisperings and rumours that Jack Sparrow will be recruiting a crew to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true, course not. But you wouldn’t be interested in joining me, would you?”
Confident double bluff there, considering the past two Pirates movies amounted to flotsam and jetsam critically – even if audiences did turn out in their droves.
“I do admit that there will be variable and substantial dangers on the way,” Sparrow confides of his non-adventure. “Including but not limited to zombies, cutthroats, mermaids and the vicious and vivacious Penelope Cruz… Which is why I’m not going, no sir.”
The tease closes with Sparrow ordering “Bloody Marys all round!”, and the film’s official logo (with subtitle On Stranger Tides ) set against a calmly, ominously rippling seabed.
Josh Winning has worn a lot of hats over the years. Contributing Editor at Total Film, writer for SFX, and senior film writer at the Radio Times. Josh has also penned a novel about mysteries and monsters, is the co-host of a movie podcast, and has a library of pretty phenomenal stories from visiting some of the biggest TV and film sets in the world. He would also like you to know that he "lives for cat videos..." Don't we all, Josh. Don't we all.
