Pizza time!
With Kinect, you are the controller. But what are you without the nourishment that only melty cheese, greasy pepperoni, and savory crust can provide? Nothing. Thats why Pizza Hut had the common decency to create a branded app for the Xbox 360--and yes, it works with Kinect. Now gamers need not pick up a phone or hop on their computers when hungry; simply wave around in front of your TV and enter your credit card information, and sweet, circular goodness will be delivered right to your door.
But if it were only about the pizzas, things would get old fast. Unless youre eating pizza for dinner every night--and please tell us you arent--thered be no reason to use this app for anything more than novelty. Or so you thought. Weve actually uncovered a host of unlockable Achievements in the Pizza Hut app, which should inflate your Gamerscore at the same rate as your expanding waistline. Getting a few of these might not be easy--but then, pizza never is.
5G - Cheddar with Kinect
Order a plain cheese pizza
10G - PZone of the Enders
Order one Meaty, one Pepperoni, and one Supremo PZone and consume all three in one sitting
10G - Pizza the Hutt
Order a pizza while Kinect Star Wars is in the disc drive
15G - Big Sausage Pizza
Order pizza in the hopes that a well-endowed gentleman will deliver it
20G - Kinectimals
Order and consume a pizza topped with pork, beef, and chicken products
30G - Who are you trying to fool?
Say Salad during the pizza creation process
10G - Naughty naughty
Launch the Pizza Hut app while The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout, Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, or Zumba Fitness is in your disc drive
40G - Late to the party
Physically assault the delivery guy for being late while the Kinect captures photographic evidence
15G - Supersize me
Change the size of your pizza from Personal Pan to Large within 30 seconds of completing your order
10G - No Pants Central
Order your pizza in nothing but your underwear, then answer the door in the same fashion
5G - Its not delivery
Consume a microwavable pizza in front of your Kinect
5G - Dont you dare get the door
Order Dominos pizza while the Pizza Hut app is running
20G - Synergy
Request a Halo 4-branded Mountain Dew with your order
20G - Table: The Journey
Decide to get up and eat your pizza at the table, like a civilized person, instead of devouring it on the couch
25G - Heroes in a half-shell
Order four pizzas, each with different ingredients
10G - Need for cheese
Eat an entire Stuffed Crust pizza in under 10 minutes
50G - Emotion controlled
Sit in front of your Kinect as you consume an entire pizza while sobbing
50G - Red ring
Drop your entire pizza on the floor before you can consume a single slice
Stuffed
So, hungry for pizza and Gamerscore now? Or are you thinking that you'll never eat pizza again? Either way, your friends are sure to be impressed by your suite of pizza-themed achieveme--excuse us--acheesements.
And if you're looking for more pizza insanity, check out RadarPlays - Pizza Hut Xbox 360 app.
