Acheesements that belong in Pizza Huts Xbox 360 app

Pizza time!

With Kinect, you are the controller. But what are you without the nourishment that only melty cheese, greasy pepperoni, and savory crust can provide? Nothing. Thats why Pizza Hut had the common decency to create a branded app for the Xbox 360--and yes, it works with Kinect. Now gamers need not pick up a phone or hop on their computers when hungry; simply wave around in front of your TV and enter your credit card information, and sweet, circular goodness will be delivered right to your door.

But if it were only about the pizzas, things would get old fast. Unless youre eating pizza for dinner every night--and please tell us you arent--thered be no reason to use this app for anything more than novelty. Or so you thought. Weve actually uncovered a host of unlockable Achievements in the Pizza Hut app, which should inflate your Gamerscore at the same rate as your expanding waistline. Getting a few of these might not be easy--but then, pizza never is.

5G - Cheddar with Kinect

Order a plain cheese pizza

10G - PZone of the Enders

Order one Meaty, one Pepperoni, and one Supremo PZone and consume all three in one sitting

10G - Pizza the Hutt

Order a pizza while Kinect Star Wars is in the disc drive

15G - Big Sausage Pizza

Order pizza in the hopes that a well-endowed gentleman will deliver it

20G - Kinectimals

Order and consume a pizza topped with pork, beef, and chicken products

30G - Who are you trying to fool?

Say Salad during the pizza creation process

10G - Naughty naughty

Launch the Pizza Hut app while The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout, Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, or Zumba Fitness is in your disc drive

40G - Late to the party

Physically assault the delivery guy for being late while the Kinect captures photographic evidence

15G - Supersize me

Change the size of your pizza from Personal Pan to Large within 30 seconds of completing your order

10G - No Pants Central

Order your pizza in nothing but your underwear, then answer the door in the same fashion

5G - Its not delivery

Consume a microwavable pizza in front of your Kinect

5G - Dont you dare get the door

Order Dominos pizza while the Pizza Hut app is running

20G - Synergy

Request a Halo 4-branded Mountain Dew with your order

20G - Table: The Journey

Decide to get up and eat your pizza at the table, like a civilized person, instead of devouring it on the couch

25G - Heroes in a half-shell

Order four pizzas, each with different ingredients

10G - Need for cheese

Eat an entire Stuffed Crust pizza in under 10 minutes

50G - Emotion controlled

Sit in front of your Kinect as you consume an entire pizza while sobbing

50G - Red ring

Drop your entire pizza on the floor before you can consume a single slice

Stuffed

So, hungry for pizza and Gamerscore now? Or are you thinking that you'll never eat pizza again? Either way, your friends are sure to be impressed by your suite of pizza-themed achieveme--excuse us--acheesements.