The Human Centipede
Awesome, but good luck never taking your socks off in front of girls, ever, dude.
Transformers
Autobot tat? Too obvious. Decepticon? Still not quite right. Wait! Decepticon and GI Joe’s Cobra rolled into one! Bad. Ass.
Spider-Man
A totally awesome and simultaneously disgusting idea. We bet that hurt .
Elf
“SSSAAAAANNNNTTAAAAA!!!”
Patrick Swayze
The way the great man would want to be remembered. As a Chippendale centaur.
Harry Potter
Could’ve just gone for a tiny lightning bolt on the forehead but, nope, went all the way.
Twilight
Single-handedly wins the Potter vs Twilight ‘who has the maddest fans’ debate.
Predator
We also have predator tattoos. Only he’s cloaked, obviously.
Bill Murray
To be fair, he looks as surprised he’s there as we do.
Beetlejuice
Alec Baldwin’s snout-stretched scare face from the Tim Burton haunter.
