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Super Hint: Most of the inhabitants of Skyrim have pretty severe peanut allergies, so choose mainly weapons with peanut attributes.
@JhonenV
Dear residents of Skyrim, I judge you based on the books you have in your home.
@aeazel
Fell into a cage in Skyrim. Smug wizard: "Ah yes! This will b- AAARGH." He forgot about bows.
@Pentadact
So remember, in Skyrim it's not theft if you murder first.
@Rikonius
Learning what strange ingredients do the hard way. Sticking it in my mouth.
@Seductivpancake
Trying to explain to @juleshwright that I've just spent 2 hours hunting deer and using their hides to make high fashion
@mondomovie
I could swear that eating dragon turds in Skyrim made you stronger.
@godofacorns
Well my trusty horse in #Skyrim died. He stepped on a small animal and was launched off a cliff. Geometry: The Silent Killer.
@GoSuDoa
Is this real life?
A lot of cooking recipes in #Skyrim use salt which boost healing. That means if I add salt to everything I eat, I'll become healthier!
@MoogleDee
All you guys taking today off for Skyrim is making is difficult for those of us with legitimate colds.
@robinyang
Took a good nap. My strategy for beating jetlag moving forward: Skyrim.
@Rhoulette
10 pushups every time I lose a Battlefield match or gain a level in Skyrim
@eyesackversion4
…and my mom just ruined my afternoon plans by showing up and asking to play Skyrim.
@XanderSliwinski
*really wants to play Skyrim* *Wishes her dad wasn't such a gamer*
@LadyCoffeeBeans
Above: My friend just mimed killing dragons in Skyrim in the middle of the restaurant. Yep. She's a cool broad.@BDRAnneLewis
I'm going to learn how to lucid dream so I can play Skyrim while I sleep as well.
@sirmitchell
Skyrim is saving me a heap of money, since I no longer have time for eating food or wearing clothes.
@pressdarling
Heard Fuchsia's heartbeat at the 25 Week checkup. In 2011-style parenting, I thought: "That sounds like my horse running in Skyrim."
@adembskibowden
Makes you think
I want to learn the Draconic language from Skyrim. Step 1: learn the differences between all 14 vowels based on insubstantial examples.
@CheeseWarlock
Being broke is actually convenient: I have no time for anything but Skyrim. Seriously, how much content can be packed into one game!?!?!?
@chaingunpope
Today, a brave, young wood elf began his adventure in #Skyrim, and all of history would come to know his name... "Lulzynuts."
@abortedclone
My wife just killed a bear in Skyrim who was carrying 9gp. I don't want to know where he was carrying 9gp.
@gameism
Why do I always end up in the Dark Brotherhood? For Talos' sake! I'm a hammer wielding lizard named Baked Potato (B'hakd Pitaatu)!
@CuddlyDraugr
Above: "Why are dragons easier to kill than bears?" "Dude, you're Dragonborn, not Bearborn."
@machallboyd
Skyrim is helping me beat my alcoholism.
@CrimsonGhost81
How does #skyrim have sewers but no bathrooms?
@acegiak
