6. Crotch-punching around town in Saints Row: The Third
Living in Steelport must be hell on Earth, being subjected to the whims of a violent psychopath. You're an innocent civilian, moseying along, minding your own business. "Good day, sir! Hello, ma'am, how are the kids? Oh, look, the leader of the Saints is running right toward me! Maybe he wants to say helOH GOD, MY BALLS!!!" Repeat for every day of your miserable existence.
Saints Row: The Third gives us one of the greatest joys in video games--a button dedicated solely to smacking people in the babymaker, and there are more animations than you'll ever need. Run up and give 'em a quick jab with your fist, or smash 'em in with the butt of your shotgun. However you do it, the result is always the same: a huddled mass of pain and misery. You'll even earn an achievement for your emasculating efforts. "Ow, My Balls!" indeed.