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Ever wish you could take back something you said? Imagine it printed on millions of game boxes

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Yeah, it could have been, but then it wasn't.

Does anyoneeven remember thisstunningly unremarkable game? Even mentions of it on theDatabase of Everything(the internet) are sparse. From Wikipedia:

"The player takes control of either Ruff or Tumble, a brother and sister who are sleeping and trying to free 40 "Winks" from a man named Nitekap, and his evil accomplice, Threadbear. In the storyline, "Winks" are small, white creatures which make dreams, and "Hoodwinks", which are green and of a similar size are what are responsible for nightmares."

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