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  • ironrafael - December 29, 2012 10:05 p.m.

    Thought santa would give a bottle of Scotch for Max Payne.
  • stephanhoefer - December 27, 2012 2:23 a.m.

    Isaac Clarke: Band-Aid brand Band-aids & Ozonol Princess Peach: mace (Pepper Spray) Sweet Tooth: Anger Management Spyro the Dragon: Barbeque Crash Bandicoot: Trampoline or Ritalin Lara Croft: a Map Turok: Bigger Guns Scorpion: YMCA 1 Year Membership Rayman: Prosthetic Limbs
  • oryanbelt - December 26, 2012 12:22 p.m.

    Handsome Jack- His own personal 'New-U Machine' The Cast of Left 4 Dead- First Aid Kits, pain pills, ammo, etc Master Hand and Crazy Hand- A pair of giant mittens
  • nikhagen - December 25, 2012 9:04 p.m.

    Lets get Captain Price a cardboard cut out of Soap so he can relive some memories lol
  • cheryljansen8 - December 25, 2012 4:09 p.m.

    Many of us do not believe that he could work and profit from the Internet. I personally, at first I did not believe it . but when I made $80 /hr I knew it was not difficult. you wont forgive yourself if you don't check it out...ChristmasGift7.Mel7.CoM
  • MolokoVeck - December 24, 2012 11:38 a.m.

    Love the Link gift.
  • savvas50 - December 24, 2012 11:34 a.m.

    The cake should go to Shell
  • BladedFalcon - December 24, 2012 10:19 a.m.

    Wouldn't Glados prefer a new test subject she could torture and try to kill? XD Anyway, this was fantastic, and pretty damn funny!
  • savvas50 - December 24, 2012 11:32 a.m.

    Under $20? where?
  • BladedFalcon - December 24, 2012 12:12 p.m.

    China! :D *Runs the hell away from the inevitable wrath of the politically correct society... And the Chinese.*
  • LordzOfChaos - December 24, 2012 12:22 a.m.

    Some of these made me laugh pretty hard, well done
  • J-Fid - December 23, 2012 6:28 p.m.

    The Dante gift is hilarious.
  • shawksta - December 23, 2012 1:57 p.m.

    This was brilliant, some of them caught me off guard and just lol'd
  • MightyWumbo - December 23, 2012 12:44 p.m.

    lol good article
  • scott-david-betson - December 23, 2012 12:19 p.m.

    you missed Nathan Drake and hed possibly want a map to El "goddamn" Dorado
  • jackthemenace - December 23, 2012 10:43 a.m.

    Nice, did you come up with all of these yourself? I mean, admittedly, a couple of them I thought were a little farfetched, but most- especially towards the start- I really enjoyed. Also, it's nice to see content on a Sunday, so thanks for that ^_^

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