Jackie Chan set for Junior Soldiers

Jackie Chan is prepping a new road-movie called Junior Soldiers. Yes, somehow, he's still working.

Chan will also write the screenplay and produce the film, about “three people and a horse” in the ancient Chinese Qin dynasty. Hmm.

Last heard voicing a monkey in Kung Fu Panda and last seen literally being pissed on by Jet Li in The Forbidden Kingdom, Chan’s track record hasn’t been earth-shattering lately.

But who knows? So long as there’s at least one scene where Chan throws himself out of a window from a great height, we’ll be happy.