Hitman: Absolution trailer features vicious femme fatale...nuns?

In the last gameplay trailer the Clergy were like lambs to the slaughter, held hostage and murdered by a gang of thugs. This time they strap on their combat boots and show they are not to be trifled with.

After seeing what a huge role religion obviously plays in Absolution, we're going to assume that Square Enix will go JRPG-style and make God-himself Agent 47's final target.


  • archnite - May 31, 2012 2:01 p.m.

    Those are some guards I wouldn't mind sneak up behind if you know what I mean. And was the mother superior meant to be Whoopi Goldberg? What exactly did this trailer even show, it was obviously CG, and we all know 47 can use a garrat wire, so what have we learned?
  • lilj805 - May 31, 2012 3:24 a.m.

    The Black Lagoon nuns from the rip-off church!!
  • jackthemenace - May 30, 2012 2:34 p.m.

    I couldn't help laughing at the Nun that pulled out the missile launcher. But those are some good-looking nuns. Were. Well, at least the graphics look amazing, even if it's pre-rendered/cutscene. The first shot of him in the bathroom cleaning his wounds, I thought it was live action. And I was SERIOUSLY hoping they hadn't re-recruited Timothy Oliphant.
  • KA87 - May 30, 2012 1:13 p.m.

    So thats why there are no attractive nuns, they are all either trying to kill agent 47 or have been killed by him.
  • fattoler - May 30, 2012 10:55 a.m.

    "The Catholic Church, we've made some, changes..."
  • Stabby_Joe - May 30, 2012 12:38 p.m.

    You sir, have won at internet.
  • samsneeze - May 30, 2012 9:31 a.m.

    No, dammit!
  • samsneeze - May 30, 2012 10:53 a.m.

    Also: "we're going to assume that Square Enix will go JRPG-style and make God-himself Agent 47's final target." Don't even joke about that type of shit.
  • SanosukeEiji - May 30, 2012 11:46 a.m.

    I agree. That joke is inappropriate.
  • asspills - June 1, 2012 11:32 a.m.

    I agree, I ALSO have sand up in and around my vagina!
  • christian-shaffer - June 1, 2012 10:11 p.m.

    I disagree. Inappropriate for what? A video game? The internet? Life? Lighten up, it's a joke. I'm sure "God" has a sense of humor.
  • samsneeze - June 2, 2012 6:19 a.m.

    It wasn't meant like that. At least not my comment. I mean, to joke about Square turning a good series into some final fantasy study of self pretty boy crap is just insulting.
  • kyle94 - May 30, 2012 9:29 a.m.

    I get more and more worried about this game after every bloody trailer I see.
  • MasterBhater - May 30, 2012 9:22 a.m.

    Nice to see they're still shoehorning sex into their games so they'll sell better
  • archnite - May 31, 2012 1:57 p.m.

    I agree I wasn't even paying attention to this until right this sexond.
  • HappyGamer100 - May 30, 2012 8:51 a.m.

    Man i am so pumped for this game! loved the mission freedom! im thinking of pre-ordering this game and trying out that sniper challenge

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