Download Portal for the lowest price ever...

Portal is making its Mac debut at the fairly low asking price of... NOTHING! For no other reason than that they're Vavle, Portal is up for grabs on PC and Mac, FREE OF CHARGE, from now until May 24th. We've long since grown tired of singing Portal's praises, not to mention jokes about cakes that bear false witness, but seriously, you DO NOT have an excuse for not playing Portal anymore!

Click that goddamned button below, and don't you dare stop refreshing that page until you get your copy of one of the greatest games of the last decade!

UPDATE: The page is getting hammered right now, but you can bypass it by heading here or download it directly through your Steam client. GO! NOW! FREEEEEE!

May 12, 2010


  • MaynardJ - May 17, 2010 11:15 a.m.

    If my PC wasn't running like a broken vacuum cleaner right now and desperately in need of a re-install, I would download this in the blink of an eye.
  • TitanofRock21 - May 13, 2010 11:42 a.m.

    Never played portal......heard great things.....always wondered why the cake was a lie.....i must find out.......* wanders off to guatamala for some reason* Recaptcha: For Lepers......perhaps the cake was for them?
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - May 13, 2010 9:20 a.m.

    that they're Vavle Fix nao
  • beezn - May 13, 2010 8:18 a.m.

    I bought the Orange Box when it came out and I still haven't finished Portal...
  • speno93 - May 13, 2010 7:13 a.m.

    awesome, awesome, awesome!!!!!!
  • Wink95 - May 13, 2010 5:47 a.m.

    Made a Steam Account just for this :D. Now if only they would make TF2 free... anyway, thanks Chris.
  • Tenfey - May 13, 2010 4:40 a.m.

    You know what is extraordinarily funny? The fact that the baked good is a fabrication. Also remember when that guy kicked the other dude into the pit in 300? Good times.
  • GameManiac - May 13, 2010 3:11 a.m.

    (*Choir*) Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
  • grandinquisitor - May 13, 2010 2:53 a.m.

    Steam for president. No, seriously, I think they'd do a better job...
  • usmovers_02 - May 13, 2010 2:43 a.m.

    I... Already... Have it.... *cries*
  • H2A2I00 - May 13, 2010 2:37 a.m.

    HOLY SHIT i am so gettin this too bad the servers are too busy for me to start the download
  • EnragedTortoise1 - May 13, 2010 2:14 a.m.

  • Corsair89 - May 13, 2010 2:09 a.m.

    Steams servers are getting swamped right now. I'll keep trying.
  • CaptainIcyHot - May 13, 2010 1:49 a.m.

    Thanks Chris!
  • fanboyhunter - May 13, 2010 12:45 a.m.

    I'm trying right now but their servers are getting hammered(duh!). Maybe in the morning. Thanx a lot though Chris you made my day!
  • IIIIIACEIIIII - May 13, 2010 12:08 a.m.

    I just don't understand how I'm supposed to download it. I went through a lot of shit downloading the steam client and then it said 'error, steam exe could not be found' during installation. I then uninstalled it and am just pissed in general. Whys it got to be so complicated? I just want to play Portal.
  • spulungkin - May 12, 2010 11:53 p.m.

    Portal 2 on E3 FTW!!!!!!!!1!
  • Kapwan - May 12, 2010 11:33 p.m.

    I already own this from the Orange Box, but I must have this on my Macbook Pro. I am slightly concerned about using my magic mouse when playing this though.
  • Axcle - May 12, 2010 11:13 p.m.

    Awesome! I was going to get it later this week, anyway. This just made my month.
  • - May 12, 2010 10:27 p.m.

    CHRRRIIIIIISSSS!!!! YOU ARE GOD! =DDDD too bad I already own it haha

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