8 things about life that you can learn from Tetris

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Words: on January 20, 2010

Everyone knows Tetris. Everyone loves Tetris. But did you know that Tetris can teach you much more than just how to tidy things up in a nice, orderly fashion? Well it can. Visualised through the medium of seven different coloured shapes, Tetris is a tiny parallel microcosm of our own lives. We are possibly talking bollocks, but these are, in our opinion, the things that Tetris teaches us about life. Prepare for existential enlightenment...


Life Lesson #1: The general idea is that you get a lot of shit dropped on you that needs sorting out



Life Lesson #2: When getting started, things are pretty easy and you can afford to be a little crazy. Enjoy it, this carefree period doesn't last long



Life Lesson #3: You'll make some pretty stupid decisions along the way



Life Lesson #4: Some people are good at repairing damage caused by stupid decisions



Life Lesson #5: Other people aren't so good at repairing damage caused by stupid decisions



Life Lesson #6: Be prepared for adversity. It's cruel and unfair, but you never know what you're going to get and sometimes things just won't go your way



Life Lesson #7: Things will gather pace until they move so fast that you no longer feel in control. Ultimately you become confused and bewildered



Life Lesson #8: In the end, you're neither a winner or a loser. You're just someone who tries to sort out a load of random shit that happens. Maybe you made a mess of things. Maybe you didn't. Either way, you're not playing the game anymore


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  • deathrebellion

    deathrebellion  - 2 years ago  - Report

    so true , hit a spot XD
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  • kiefmaster

    kiefmaster  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    that was pretty cool..
  • WayByWind

    WayByWind  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    "This is not the laundrette..."
    Haha, classic!
  • c03n3nj0

    c03n3nj0  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    This has gotta be one of my favorite articles.
  • vitoruss

    vitoruss  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    The very last one: So true... so depressing...
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    tetris is the best game ever if they did not make it where would our handhelds be today?
  • Spybreak8

    Spybreak8  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    When I was taking an interactive arts class where we dissected and analyzed video games back in college someone did a paper on Tetris as a religion. Turned out there were people in our city that even made a church and a religion for Tetris. Basically just like this article states, you sort out your life as many things come barreling down on you. Haha Tetris as a religion, whatever.
  • sterlins16

    sterlins16  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    this article is hilarious i like the first lesson
  • rxb

    rxb  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I loved the MS paint art.

    I thought if you complete Tetris you launch a rocket?
  • TheWebSwinger

    TheWebSwinger  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    If my life were like any game, it'd be DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

    Well okay, that's a lie :\
  • GameManiac

    GameManiac  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    This article is symbolism at it's best. It also foreshadows all of our fates. We'll all die and be buried six feet under, or be cremated, or be mutilated, etc.

    If I wrote this, I'd struggle after two or three lessons.
  • mentalityljs

    mentalityljs  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    The only things that was not mentioned was the fact that with tetris being a game, u can choose to play it whenever u like. Not so much the case with real life. Btw, has anyone seen the movie "Gamer" yet? Thought it was relevant.
  • AnonymouZ

    AnonymouZ  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    well who knew. they say playing tetris doesn't pay... but they just weren't looking/asking the right questions eh? xD
  • Cwf2008

    Cwf2008  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    Only Gamesradar can take a simple game like Tetris and make it deep. And that is why they're the best f**king game's site on the planet. I feel sorry for the fish though, I didn't know they didn't like tequila.
  • michaelmcc827

    michaelmcc827  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    amazing article. the illustrations are also pretty pro.
  • GrantG

    GrantG  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    this game helped me with my job! (bagging groceries)
  • Scotch

    Scotch  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    hahaha L0VE this
  • robotechandnarutosucks

    robotechandnarutosucks  - 2 years, 1 month ago  - Report

    I hate Tetris when will it die
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