What if life gave 1000 Achievement points?

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You're never going to Platinum real life

50G - Never forget your first

25G - The Jr. Graduate

You graduated elementary school, eh? Easy mode is over.

0G - First!

Comment "FIRST!" on an article on the Internet, impressing everyone.

5G - What did you say your number was?

Go on your first date.

50G - Love, true love

Fall in love--it never gets better than this.

5G - First base!

You'll never forget your first kiss.

10G - Sadness, true sadness

Have your heart broken--it never gets any worse than this.

5G - Did it just get warmer?

Pee in a pool. Seriously, everyone does it!

15G - 10 and 2

Get your license and learn to drive but probably not in that order.

0G - It was the other guy's fault

Get into a car accident.

Hollander Cooper
Hollander Cooper
Former Features Editor at GamesRadar+

Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of GamesRadar+ between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.