25G - Did it just get colder?
Pee in a hot tub. Seriously, everyone does it!
50G - The Graduate 2: Graduate Harder
Graduated college. You now have a permission slip to get a new job.
5G - But didn't I drop that class?
Have a dream about forgetting to attend a class you signed up for in college. Yes, everyone has it. No, they'll never stop--not even once you've graduated.
15G - Super busy tonight, sorry!
Blow off an engagement with friends to play video games
25G - Tie the knot
Get married and spend the rest of your life with someone.
100G - A little version of you
You've sired a child, just like every ancestor you've ever had (or bought a cat, either way).
5G - Cut that stupid, selfish knot
Did we say "rest of your life?" Yeah. Not happening.
5G - Well, now you're caught up
Marathon an entire TV series in the span of a weekend.
50G - Homeowner
Buy a home. Now you can leave your toys ANYWHERE!
5G - Woah, meta
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