5G - Hi... Stebrian?
Forget someone's name and poorly cover it up by merging words together.
50G - Hired!
Get your dream job and prepare for a career.
5G - Shart
Ever go for a fart, and then a little more comes out? Yeah. That's this.
25G - Fired!
Downsizing, you know, the economy, and, um, sorry--you're fired.
5G - Coming out both ends
Get food poisoning and live to tell the tale.
10G - Embrace nerddom
Play Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, and Warhammer
5G - Done with that s***
Retire and get ready to spend all of your money.
25G - Little versions of little versions of you
Have grandchildren and spoil them rotten.
15G - Midlife crisis
Buy that expensive car. Seriously, no one will stop you.
5G - Riddle of the Sphinx
You know, these diapers are quite handy.