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“Vampires have lost their bite!” It’s a common refrain in genre circles, often from horror fans grumpy that teenage girls have stolen their toys and aren’t playing with them properly , but it is true that writers out to tackle bloodsuckers need a distinctive approach to make them stand out from the crowd. Charles Stross has never been short of attention-grabbing approaches, and the latest instalment in his Laundry Files series gives vampirism an entertaining and satirical twist.

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