The Kitschies Awards Shortlists Revealed

Ever.

So as Meryl boots up and starts writing next year’s winner, here are this year’s candidates:

• Tom Gauld, Costume Not Included by Matthew Hughes (Angry Robot)

• Oliver Jeffers, The Terrible Thing That Happened To Barnaby Brocket by John Boyne (Doubleday)

• Dave Shelton, A Boy And A Bear In A Boat by Dave Shelton (David Fickling Books)

• Peter Mendelsund, The Flame Alphabet by Ben Marcus (Granta)

• La Boca, The Teleportation Accident by Ned Beauman (Sceptre)

I love pretty much every cover Angry Robot go for (The Chris F Holm books look like battered old Penguin books! Booksquee!) and Costume Not Included is no exception. Of the others, A Boy And A Bear In A Boat is, um, minimalist, and The Teleportation Accident is very witty, but The Flame Alphabet takes it for me. That looks tactile, and enticing, and dangerous, just like fire. Brilliant work.

And that’s your Kitschies for the year. The winners will be announced in a ceremony at the Free Word Centre on 26 Feburary, and the prizes include not only the legendary Tentacles trophies themselves, and bottles of The Kraken Rum, but a total of £2,000 prize money. But, let’s face it, the real prestige is with the tentacle trophy…

Alasdair Stuart