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GTA Online patch notes: The Weeny Issi, double rewards, and some serious car discounts

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The GTA Online weekly patch notes are here, and it's all about the Weeny (nice). The Weeny Issi, that is, the pint-sized car most definitely inspired by the Mini Cooper and other European microcars. Earn triple rewards in Issi Classic Races this week, and get a free in-game Weeny Tee to wear while you're at it. 

And if you've got Weeny Fomo, don't fret, as Rockstar is offering 50% off all Issi models:  the Issi, Issi Classic, and Issi Sport. If you're feeling a bit size-conscious, there's discounts on a handful of other cars as well. Here's what's on sale this week:

  • Imponte Deluxo - 40% off
  • Truffade Nero - 40% off
  • Vysser Neo - 40% off
  • Declasse Mamba - 30% off
  • Progen PR4 - 30% off
  • HVY Brickade - 30% off

If you want the Issi but don't want to spend the money, you may be in luck. This week's GTA Online Casino Car is the Weeny Issi Classic. Spin the Lucky Wheel for a chance to win it and tons of other great prizes. And just to make one more dick joke, no one will complain if you share these Weeny pics to social media - in fact, Rockstar is encouraging it. Share your Issi snaps on Twitter, Instagram, and Rockstar Social Club using the hashtag #IssiClassic.

This week you'll also get double GTA$ and RP in Madrazo Dispatch and Lamar's Lowrider missions. Plus this is the last week to enjoy May's one-time gift of GTA$500,000 cash - log in before May 31st to get it. The Twitch Prime benefits are still available, so if you connect your accounts you'll get Pixel Pete's Arcade property for free, 80% off the Mammoth Tula, and 60% off the Grotti Furia. 

For the full GTA Online patch notes, head to Rockstar's Newswire. And keep in mind that Rockstar is donating 5% of April and May revenue to COVID-19 relief efforts, so if you were thinking about spending some money on in-game goodies, now's a great time.  

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