Be My Sci Fi Valentine

A few Valentine’s messages from the world of sci-fi. Feel free to add your own…


Green babe, you are the only one for me. Tiberius

I love you. The Rogue

I know. Boushh

I would burn a star for you. John Smith

Forget Rose, take me! Dark Lady

Joan Collins look-alike, you are the only one for me. Tiberius

You’ve got me, who’s got you? LL

I’ll carry you any time, furry feet. Your gardener

Come with me if you want a shag that’ll change the whole of future history. The Time Traveler

404 Not Found. WALL-E

Helen Of Troy, you are the only one for me. Tiberius

You’re dead sexy. You can spike me any day. The Slayer

Serenity, I want your babies… K-Lee

Barely disguised native American metaphor girl, you are the only one for me. Tiberius.

Marion, my knob hurts. Dr Jones

Be my Buttercup. Codpiece of unusual size

Shapeshifter with the good taste to change into my likeness, you are the only one for me. Tiberius

Rodriguez, I'd alter my protocols any time for you. Golden Droid

Earth cows, come and get some. Mars

Bolly, forget your knickers, you’re pulled. The Gene Genie

Davey, Davey give me your answer do, then I promise I’ll stop stalking you. HAL

Spooky, forget the porn mags, I’m your real-life XXX-phile. Sceptic Girl

I want to suck your face off and implant my eggs inside you. Alien Queen

To my Bride – let’s make babies. I have all the parts in the freezer. Frankenstein’s monster

Dave Golder
Freelance Writer

Dave is a TV and film journalist who specializes in the science fiction and fantasy genres. He's written books about film posters and post-apocalypses, alongside writing for SFX Magazine for many years.