On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One - first look

It's been a long time coming, but the first installment of Penny Arcade Adventures - based on the snarky, game-industry-savaging webcomic Penny Arcade - is just months away from completion. If you've been paying attention to the game up until now, though, you'll already know that it has little to do with the strip's modern-day antics, instead re-imagining its characters as paranormal detectives in the creepy, monster-infested burg of New Arcadia. And you won't really play as either of them, but as it turns out, that's a big part of what makes the game interesting.

At first blush, On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness is an old-school point-and-click adventure - but unlike, say, the Sam & Max games, the action here doesn't revolve around picking up everything that isn't nailed down and using it on everything that is. Instead, Rain-Slick is much more action-focused, and you'll spend a lot of time smashing open crates and getting into turn-based, RPG-style battles with robots, hobos and other fearsome creatures of the night.

Before that, though, you'll need to piece together a custom character in 3D, who'll then show up during the game's 2D comic-art cutscenes exactly as you've created him or her. Once that's done, you'll be introduced to The Narrator, a disembodied upper-class British voice that almost immediately loses his concentration and orders you to rake the leaves in front of your otherwise tidy suburban home.

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