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Cuphead merch is predictably delightful - someone please buy me all of it

Everyone knows Cuphead (opens in new tab) is the best-looking game in the world right by now, right? The run 'n' gun riot of 1930s colour swims with chunky grotesques and blurry-smooth animations that the master himself, Max Fleischer would be happy with. It stands to reason that its official merchandise would make me swoon and beat tables like a Tex Avery wolf.

The Yetee (opens in new tab) has a full collection of T-shirts, posters and stickers that takes in everything from the main characters and bosses to the storyline. I would quite happily drape all of it over myself like a bizarre, mute-colour blanket. Here's a trailer to remind you of why this game is quite so exciting:

Joe first fell in love with games when a copy of The Lion King on SNES became his stepfather in 1994. When the cartridge left his mother in 2001, he turned to his priest - a limited edition crystal Xbox - for guidance. And now he's here.