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There’s a slight twist with the weekly quiz this week. It might be more fun to get the questions wrong…
Yes, whereas we’re always warning people off posting answers in the comments section at the bottom of the page, this week use it to your heart’s content to suggest what you think the superheroes may be called – funny, bizarre or downright weird. Please keep attempts at genuine answers in this thread on the SFX forum. Be warned: they’re very particular about their whited out text over there, but follow that rule, and they’re a friendly bunch.
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Matter Eater Lad
Your suggestions included: The Brim Nibbler, I’ll Eat My Own Hat Man, Hat Muncher, Titfer, The Human Dustbin, Hat Eat Jakes (think about it…)
The Phantom Eagle
Your suggestions included: Thrush, Yes This Is My Natural Hair Man, Birdcape, Camp Eagle, Pony Boy, The Eagle Has Dandied, The Pelvic Thrust
ROM
Your suggestions included: Alcan The Shiny, Glitterbot, Vibro-Man, Yeswe Can, Windows Vista, Cheap Toy Man
Blink
Your suggestions included: Mulberry Whine, Puce, Purple Girl, Purpla, Voliet Carson AKA Ribena
Bouncing Boy
Your suggestions included: Russell Grant, Inflation Device Man, Blobbo, The Bounce, The Roundian, Rick Waller, Inflataball
Fighting Yank
Your suggestions included: The Great Pan-American Highway-Man (out for revenge against The Brim Nibbler), Camp Man, Mr Charity Shop, Sgt USA, The American Zoro, R Jim Ladd, The Last Costume In The Shop Man
Gentleman Ghost
Your suggestions included: Old Hat, Darcy Man, The Invisible Ponce, The Invisible Toff, The Amazing Suit, Adam Adamaint (not a typo, think about it)
The Dazzler
Your suggestions included: Tada, The Cleavage Girl, The Startler, Cleabagia, Sally Larkin, Bling Girl, The Grabbist
Sleepwalker
Your suggestions included: The Purple Ribbon, Jump-Scare, Ribbono, Crap Mumrah, Tape Worm, The Purple Bandage
Tomorrow Man
Your suggestions included: Tony The Truss, Bald Eagle, Head Trauma, The Happy Giggle, Mr Small Gun, T-Boy
Trialthlon
Your suggestions included: Geddoudathaway – The Man With No Brakes, Skippy, The Blind Stallion, Jazz Hands, The Harlem Sprinter
Color Kid
Your suggestions included: The Gay Gardener, Green Fingers, Fruity McFruit, Big Fruit, Miracle Grow, The Rainbow Gardener, Mr Fruity, Feng Shui
Green Lama
Your suggestions included: The Green Slanket, Capertastic, Fabulous Man, Emerald Hoodie, Reverend Green, The Green Wimp
3D Man
Your suggestions included: The Anaglyph Nightmare, Bipolar, Jolly Rancher, Traffic Light, Never Be Seen (AKA Red & Green), Colour Blind Man, Mr B&Q
Ferro Lad
Your suggestions included: I-Ron, The Crap Wrestler, Daytime Ninja, Irn Bib, The Human Periodic Table, Iron Filing
Strong Guy
Your suggestions included: Captain Steroid Abuse, Klunklick - Seatbelt Advocate, Smee, MOOGY, The Lump, All Shoulders No Trousers, Mr Twisty Head
Arm Fall-Off Boy
Your suggestions included: Plorp – The Detachable Man, H-Armless, The Genetic Atrocity, Action Figure, The Lepper, Velcro Man, The Amazing Arm-Removing Penis Head
Douglock
Your suggestions included: Pierce – The Clumsy Javelin, Rawr, The Incredible Ewww, KerPlunk, Ouch, Bramble, The Pin Cushion
The Red Bee
Your suggestions included: Styleblind The Fashion Disaster, Ladyboy, Pleasure Stripes, Kandy Legs, The Colour Co-ordinator, The Long John
Texas Twister
Your suggestions included: The Terrible Tache, Captain Porn Star, Midnight Cowboy, Two-Timer, The Village Person
Black Lightning
Your suggestions included: Sparky The Polyester Boy, Electric Boogaloo, Fingershock, Electric Emo, Milk Boy, Short Circuit, The Dramatic Pose
Paladin
Your suggestions included: The Purple Helmet, Pew Pew Man, Captain Generic, The Ribena Commando, The Purple Chafe Preventer, The Purple Turtle
Torpedo
Your suggestions included: Alvin Stardust, Scaredy Kat, Bling Boy, Collar Head, Sub-Arms, Rotor Bracelet, The Diver
Hellcat
Your suggestions included: The Toenail Terror, Nail File, Edwina Scissortoes, Scratching Post, Claw-dia,
