Rome 2: Total War live-action teaser is full of sex and assassinations

The first teaser trailer from Sega for Rome 2: Total War is a live-action look at the evils of Roman society and the awesome assassinations that result. If you missed the original announcement, you can check out the few details we know about the game in our first-look preview.

Seriously, that guy with the mole on his face better be in the final game, because we want to get him back so bad. We'd love to raise a single smug eyebrow at him while he's dragged away to a dungeon. Then free that older guy. He seemed cool.