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Goat Simulator Achievement and Quest Guide

By now, you should have read Butterball the Goat’s review of Goat Simulator, because who better to judge how accurate it is than a goat? And if Butterball could trade her clopping hooves for hands and her puny goat brain for that of your average gamer, we’re sure she’d use this very guide to complete all of the quests and hunt down every achievement in Goat Simulator. Because that’s what goats like to do.

I’ll refrain from inserting a goat pun here, because believe me, it would be baaaa-ad…

Looking for more help with Goat Simulator? We also have a Golden Goat Statue collectibles guide.

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