Why we’d rather be a Wookiee than a Jedi/Sith in The Force Unleashed II

Chewbacca is the man. Well, a big furry alien man thing. And if it wasn’t for that peskyGeorge Lucas putting the kibosh on a Wookiee superhero game, we could have been controlling an arm-pulling, chess-playing space gorilla, instead of that miserable bastard Starkiller in The Force Unleashed.

So in the hope uncle George might be reading, we’ve put together a deadly serious, analytical argument on why a Wookiee game starring Wookiees would be the Wookieest thing ever. And automatically better than any rubbish about Jedis. WOOKIEE!