Newspaper headlines from videogames

If game worlds were real, what would their journalists journalize about?

Words: GamesRadarTylerWilde on February 19, 2010

Sometimes we like to ask ourselves, “What if?” What if we had super powers? What if cats had thumbs? What if thumbs had cats? Tiny… thumb cats? We have more questions than we’ve had beers. In the case of this stupid column of images and words, the question is: if game worlds were larger than their stories, what would their newspaper headlines be? You know what comes next.

GAMESRADAR uses PHOTOSHOP! It’s mildly amusing!

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CandiedJester - February 27, 2010 3:04 a.m.

Lmao. Loved the Sims one haha.
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Spybreak8 - February 26, 2010 4:58 a.m.

Oh gamesradar, you shouldn't have. Haha I love the Bomerman and Zelda one and great ending! ^^
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BodyDamage - February 24, 2010 2:53 p.m.

another fantastic GR article. so funny.
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waffledragon33 - February 23, 2010 10:53 p.m.

i love this article
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alfonso.hdez - February 23, 2010 4:32 a.m.

Great article, and the journalists' names were hilarious, specially that Chris Antista...oh wait...
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kiwicrossing - February 23, 2010 4:13 a.m.

Yay! Placeholder text! Also, awesome article
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lovinmyps3 - February 22, 2010 10:54 p.m.

War hero punched me in the face!!
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TheBoz - February 22, 2010 7:40 p.m.

LMAO The Sims one was my fave until I read about the Earth's fate is in the hands of a 10yr old child.
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barrage7667 - February 22, 2010 2:50 a.m.

i knew katamari was going to be in this one
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bonerachieved - February 21, 2010 10:45 p.m.

The best is the who the articles are written by. Dick McDick? ahahah so awesome.
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DriveShaft - February 21, 2010 10:08 p.m.

I was just playing the sims today O_O
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stevehylton - February 21, 2010 3:57 p.m.

god rearranges bathroom, classic
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jackthemenace - February 21, 2010 11:50 a.m.

lovin' the poekmon one, but i didn't get the one where no-one knows what's going on :-\ reCAPTCHA: WTF is a 'swissair'!?
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D0CCON - February 20, 2010 8:40 p.m.

I wanted to see what would happen, says god. Another great article GR
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GrantG - February 20, 2010 7:52 p.m.

pure genius!
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GameManiac - February 20, 2010 4:54 p.m.

There should be a sequel to this soon!
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OberKommando44 - February 20, 2010 4:13 p.m.

lol the bomberman one was a good one.
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jm42445 - February 20, 2010 1:12 p.m.

'nother awesome article
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philipshaw - February 20, 2010 11:37 a.m.

The MW2, Katamari, Bomberman ones were great. The headline with the SSX photo made me sad because there hasn't been a new SSX in ages. Please bring it back EA! (Even HD version of SSX3 because that game is still amazing)
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PlainOldGamer - February 20, 2010 9:47 a.m.

I like them all. Great Job As Always!
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