Listen, we thought we were just gonna kick some people in the balls. We didn’t realize there were going to be financial considerations to worry over in Jackass. But that’s the burden you’re forced to bear when you take over as the show’s producer after Jeff Tremaine (the regular producer) gets taken out of commission with what Johnny Knoxville calls “a sprained vagina.”
But don’t be too scared. All you’re really worried about is completing enough goals per episode so that MTV will dip into its treasure chest to commission more shows for you and your crew to film. More shows means more stunts, and more stunts means more smashed testicles. So in the end, everybody wins.