Everyone deserves a little love in their life. It doesn't even matter if you're a fictional construct of animated polygons and voice-over work. But it's hard for game characters. With all of that scripted behaviour dictating that they spend so much of their time saving, killing or conquering things, carving out a social life can be a challenge.
So it's no surprise that they might turn to the convenience of internet dating sites. And if they did, it might go a bit like this.
But those are just four. After over three decades of games, there must be legions of lonely characters out there. So we want your suggestions. Throw together some text for a game character personal ad of your choice, then stick it in the comments, the forums, or on our Facebook page. The best ones will be read out on an upcoming podcast, and if we get enough we might even make a whole new feature for them.
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