If game characters used dating sites

Personal ads and amorous pleas from computerised Casanovas

So it's no surprise that they might turn to the convenience of internet dating sites. And if they did, it might go a bit like this.

But those are just four. After over three decades of games, there must be legions of lonely characters out there. So we want your suggestions. Throw together some text for a game character personal ad of your choice, then stick it in the comments,the forums, or onour Facebook page. The best ones will be read out on an upcoming podcast, and if we get enough we might even make a whole new feature for them.


Long-time GR+ writer Dave has been gaming with immense dedication ever since he failed dismally at some '80s arcade racer on a childhood day at the seaside (due to being too small to reach the controls without help). These days he's an enigmatic blend of beard-stroking narrative discussion and hard-hitting Psycho Crushers.
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