HaloRadar: Stupidest Cheats 2

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Cheaters are always out there waiting to use their infinite ammo, unlimited life and ability to wear the Waffle costume to end your fun. As much as we hate to say it, sometimes the best way to beat them is to just cheat better.

We've gathered a collection of some of our favorite actual Halo 3 cheat submissions from our cheat database, CheatPlanet, and put them into two HaloRadars (if you missed last week's, check it out here. We haven't had actually checked to see if all of these cheats work, but we trust our readers. What we are sure of is that they were all submitted - that's all the endorsement we're willing to give. Also, you haven't really cheated until you've done this.

Submitted By: person
Cheat Title: Find stuff
Entry Location: In that level were you finish that thing
Cheat: first go to that place. Then do that thing. after that you shoud see something. Turn there, and stop at a thing. At that piont you should see stuff.

GamesRadar: Wait do we stop at the first thing or the thing a little way down? We think we found the stuff, but something is stopping us from getting around the point with the thing before the stuff. We're talking about the stuff to the right of the place on the left, right?

Submitted By: chuck norris
Cheat Title: waffle costume
Entry Location: Chinatown
Cheat: first you go to chinatown in the waffle machine and press A really fast and uunlock the waffle costume

GamesRadar: Chuck Norris knows that breakfast is the most important meal of the day (note: this is not the only mention of Chuck in this article).

Submitted By: XxBAKERxX101
Cheat Title: how to find santa
Entry Location: halo
Cheat: first you go to the part where you excape halo and before you get into the warthog you wait for exactly 112 seconds, then you melee the ground and you'll see santa

GamesRadar: Is it worth the chance to finally see Santa if you have to wait for 112 seconds before getting into the Warthog to escape? Well, that depends: have you been good or bad this year?

Submitted By: Bacon obsessed alien
Cheat Title: Eat a squirrel
Entry Location: Squirrel Mcsquirrelerzville
Cheat: Go to Squirrel Mcsquirrelerzville and you can eat a squirrel and get bonus bacon power ups!!! OMG try this code now!!! BACON!!!! I LUV BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GamesRadar: Does this activate the power to be crispy and delicious or the power to turn red and get all sizzily?


  • rebel748 - November 26, 2008 7:25 p.m.

    the disappearing gun cheat works,i think,there's definitely a cheat to make you lower your gun.did you actually test that one,or just stick it here straight away?you guys are idiots.
  • yoshi639 - September 21, 2009 2:07 a.m.

    funny cow duhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
  • oryandymackie - February 16, 2009 5:46 p.m.

    everyone just ignore "rebel748" (nerdy name btw). He's just a little fanboy in the making. Shut up
  • bigmonsterguy - September 20, 2009 8:16 a.m.

  • TheHalfanese - September 19, 2009 4:02 p.m.

    Actually the disappearing gun trick does work. However, rebel was a bit too eager to try out all these other cheats, so he ignored the small mass of words at the beginning which stated that none of these cheats have been tested. So congrats to rebel748 on making a fool of himself.
  • jackf-11 - December 24, 2008 12:50 a.m.

    Look who's talking.

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