First full trailer for The Expendables 2: watch now

The Expendables 2 has released a first full-length trailer, and if it's guns, explosions and unbelievably cheesy one-liners you're after, you won't be disappointed.

The new trailer makes a brief nod to a plot in the most cursory of fashions (some nonsense about Jean-Claude Van Damme wanting to get his hands on enough plutonium to send the planet up in smoke) before getting on to the serious business of blowing shit up.

Explosions aside, there are also a hefty amount of one-liners to digest, with Jason Statham bagging himself the pick of the bunch. We won't spoil any of them for you, as a couple need to be heard to be believed…

Take a look at the new trailer below…


That's right, you did indeed hear Jason Statham quip, "I now pronounce you man and knife!" And that was Arnie, rolling out a variation of "I'll be back," for the umpteenth time. And yes, it was all rather awesome wasn't it?

Granted, this one isn't going to win any prizes for subtlety, but as full-blown, knuckle-headed entertainment goes, it looks to tick all the boxes. The Expendables 2 opens in the UK on 17 August 2012. Lock and load…


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