The Expendables 2
has released a first full-length trailer, and if it's guns, explosions and unbelievably cheesy one-liners you're after, you won't be disappointed.
The new trailer makes a brief nod to a plot in the most cursory of fashions (some nonsense about Jean-Claude Van Damme wanting to get his hands on enough plutonium to send the planet up in smoke) before getting on to the serious business of blowing shit up.
Explosions aside, there are also a hefty amount of one-liners to digest, with Jason Statham bagging himself the pick of the bunch. We won't spoil any of them for you, as a couple need to be heard to be believed…
Take a look at the new trailer below…