Duke Nukem throws, drinks shit in new trailer

More like Dookey Nukem, am I right?! (Thanks for that one, Henry). Right, so two new Duke Nukem Forever trailers were released today - one is like, whatever, a trailer, and the other is simply titled 'Feces.' You can probably imagine what it contains (feces). Have a sniff of both trailers, then tell us your best poop-related story in the comments. Or don't, it's totally up to you (do it).

Above: The 'Feces' trailer 

Above: The 'What would Duke do' trailer

Oh yeah, Duke Poopem Forever - I mean NUKEM (thanks Brett) will be released the summer of 1999, I mean, sorry, this May- I MEAN, JUNE. This June, the 10th in Europe, and the 14th in North America. Poop.

Apr 1, 2011


  • Rub3z - April 4, 2011 3:15 a.m.

    POOP! Holy crap! (Literally.) There had better be an achievement for bringing down a boss with poop, or getting headshots with poop, or something to that end. Maybe in multiplayer it could be used as a tactical weapon to blind other players with a face full of it. Or set up in an area where they can slip on it... so much possibilities with poop! Anyhow, I once took a dump that was blue. That's right, BLUE. It turned the water blue like food-coloring or dye. It was some strange poop. Yeah. Blue poop. Yippee.
  • StealthEagle - April 3, 2011 4:06 p.m.

    Poop fighting in mutiplayer, anyone?
  • AlpineGuy - April 2, 2011 5:39 a.m.

    Please, all I ask is that this game is good. It doesn't have to be the greatest thing since the Internet, I just want it to be fun. Duke Nukem is a game that deserves to exist!
  • hllywd212 - April 2, 2011 4:09 a.m.

    @ fuzunga Duke Nukem sports realistic boob physics, but apparently realistic shit isn't within the spectrum of development resources.
  • Fuzunga - April 2, 2011 2:59 a.m.

    How do they not, you know, squish in his hand?
  • Gameguy94 - April 2, 2011 1:52 a.m.

    @ mentalityljs Cool story bro.
  • mentalityljs - April 2, 2011 12:05 a.m.

    Now THAT'S original gameplay! Never thought I'd see myself throwing turds in a video game, but then again, it does seem appropriate coming from Duke. My most bizaare experiences with feces were probly when I worked as a Utility Clerk (janitor) @ Pick N Save years ago. One time, an elderly man shit himself and it rolled down his pant leg in the one of the isles, which I had to clean up. And another was when I was cleaning bathrooms. And for this next one, I will be breaking a sterotype that man are more filthy than woman. Granted, it's happened in both the men's and the women's bathroom, however, the women's was worse. I entered the woman's bathroom to give it a good clean, i was appauled to see in one of the stalls poop. LOTS of poop. Poop on the floor, poop smeared on the toilet. Poop on the underside of the toilet seat. Poop smeared on the fucking wall AND the divider. There was fuckin shit EVERYWHERE! I'll never understand how someone could exit the store having been covered in poop and not be noticed! Blows my fucking mind every time I think about it.
  • ChickenFillet5140 - April 1, 2011 9:58 p.m.

    At long last, the Duke is ready to chew some gum, kick some ass and shit down some necks. BRING IT ON!
  • MattOfSteel - April 1, 2011 9:08 p.m.

    I guess this is one of those important features they delayed the game to polish.
  • BladedFalcon - April 1, 2011 8:27 p.m.

    "What am I, A chimpanzee?" Well Duke... kinda. But you're an awesome and Hilarious one! :D
  • PaulieWaulie - April 1, 2011 7:48 p.m.

    This looks amazing, should help my regression back to adolescence :)
  • nuno004 - April 1, 2011 7:17 p.m.

    ah god damn reCAPTCHA, lol'd at the reaction to drinking poo
  • HumorTumor - April 1, 2011 6:54 p.m.

    god I'm so excited for this game
  • Cleanser247 - April 1, 2011 6:46 p.m.

    ..."Duke Poopem".... Nice : )

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