The dramatic reenactment of... Saints Row 4's pitch

There was a point, somewhere early on in the development of Saints Row 4, where one person said to another person: "You play as the President of the United States." We'd imagine it went something a little like this...

You like those beautiful Arnette glasses? Think you've got a better David Caruso-esque one-liner than "Saints Row 4 just got... presidential?" If so, leave your best one-liner in the comments. We'll pick our four favorites and hook those folks up with their very own pairs! Oh, and here's the official rules, if you're into that kind of thing.

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  • brokenCrowning - August 9, 2013 4:33 p.m.

    Saint's Row IV. Yeah, we went there.
  • clint-wood - August 8, 2013 10:11 a.m.

    if you think you are having a bad day, just remember its could be worse
  • PatHan-bHai - August 6, 2013 5:25 a.m.

    Saints Row 4! America's next great 'sex' simulator!
  • Cyberninja - August 6, 2013 4:42 a.m.

    Saints Row 4 is as Murican as Metal Wolf Chaos a game so American it was only released in Japan.
  • rainn'sgaydar - August 6, 2013 4:38 a.m.

    Saints Row VI: Speak softly and carry a giant purple penetrator.
  • Talvari - August 6, 2013 2:48 a.m.

    This is awesome xD Nicely filmed!
  • wadesmit - August 5, 2013 11:39 p.m.

    Damn, GR, you're really good at sketch comedy. I know these things take time to write and give purpose to but my god would it be great to see more of this. Relevant sketched about games and the games industry is so rare to see (pretty much never seen) and if done properly like this video was, it could provide a lot of funnies to people desperately wanting more humour about their games.
  • CyberSlayer75 - August 5, 2013 11:32 p.m.

    Saints Row "IV" president .... emphasis on the 4.... get it like a political poster....get it...
  • jelen3000 - August 5, 2013 11:04 p.m.

    "Looks like the Saints just got upgraded!" (considering they are now in a computer matrix)
  • F4G1TR0N - August 5, 2013 9:41 p.m.

    Well here's mine! Saint's row iv just got outta this world! Those sunglassses did look sick though :D
  • shawksta - August 5, 2013 8:36 p.m.

    This was just the best thing ever, more so because its like Radioradar but with actual video footage XD Eh i got nothing.
  • GOD - August 5, 2013 9:11 p.m.

    If you read the rules it's a random lottery (you can only enter once though), so you don't have to have the best. Just participate! Counter intuitive, I know, because it lowers my chances but I'd rather more people just participate and have fun.
  • shawksta - August 5, 2013 10:48 p.m.

    I know, frankly i do it just for the fun of it, especially RadioRadar's Questions of the week, i never really do care about prizes. I just got nothing to say XD
  • awesomesauce - August 5, 2013 8:27 p.m.

    "New Weapon: Dub-Step gun!" Guess you could say there'll be some WubSlinging.
  • dizzzydragon - August 5, 2013 6:35 p.m.

    O_O When other games feel like filibusters, @-@-- - Saints row 4 will be the emancipation proclamation of your gaming life! Chyeah!
  • GOD - August 5, 2013 6:28 p.m.

    -"In Saint's Row 4 you're going to play as the president that is also a superhero who fight aliens...." -"And to think they said the U.S. was no longer.... A Superpower!" And who else though that Cooper was essentially pitching a PC game?
  • Jdub9064 - August 5, 2013 5:27 p.m.

    Saints Row 4.....Cause I'm all out of wub wub!
  • Sliet - August 5, 2013 5:06 p.m.

    Nobody misses the online modes? Drunken nights with a bunch of friends playing deathmatch with only flash bangs and flamethrowers? Anybody?
  • shawksta - August 5, 2013 8:33 p.m.

    I played that at a friends house, that was freaking awesome
  • FlagrantPilgrim - August 5, 2013 4:56 p.m.