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The Fall Of The Essex Boys review

Drug-addled drama offers nothing new

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“If you think you know this story, think again,” warns narrator Darren Nicholls (Nick Nevern) at the start of Essex Boys .

But at least three other films have covered the same drug-addled ground, including 2007’s superior Rise Of The Footsoldier .

Set in 1995, Essex Boys follows the real-life wheelerdealers of the title whom cop Phil Stone (Ewan Ross) is plotting to bring down.

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Despite decent performances, what follows is an unfocused shambles that Nevern’s shouty voiceover desperately attempts to make sense of.

As for that opening pledge? It’s bogus: there’s nothing new here.

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