In this, the Official GTA 5 trailer (forget all those other trailers), one man's life falls apart and another gets a submarine--and that's just the way they like it. We expect similar results for our lives when the game releases on Sept. 17 on PS3 and Xbox 360.
Unlike Rockstar's typical put-upon protagonist, we really can't feel bad for Michael, here. His best friend may be a sociopath, but this whole getting-back-into-crime-for-kicks thing is all on him. And us for playing him that way, we guess--must be all those violent video games.