God Hand

Super moves are available in the form of the Roulette Meter, which can be charged up by finding special cards, and then used at any time during play - just hit a button and the list pops up. The catch here is that the Roulette moves are almost as likely to hurt you as they are to help, though either way they are plenty amusing. Some of the moves we saw were the aptly named Ball Buster, which turned a vulnerable enemy's face blue; La Bamba, which smashed an enemy to the ground; and Failure, which dropped a large frying pan on Gene's head.

The ultimate power-up is the aptly named God Hand, which dramatically increases the strength of all your attacks. You charge the God Hand by finding a porno mag (complete with an appropriate "oooh" sound effect) and use it by tapping a button. Because it's time-based, you'll want to reserve it for the most dire of circumstances.