The PlayStation Gear store opened its digital doors across the UK and 16 other countries in Europe today, and you may find yourself wondering: "What sort of PlayStation-branded and video game-themed merch is available to purchase, and of those, what will allow me to retain my dignity?"
Friends, I am here to help. I've scoured the shelves and come back with a hearty list of what to consider adding to your cart, what to avoid like the Yharnam plague, and a few oddballs that honestly, I'm not sure how to feel about. Click through the gallery above to see what's on sale, stranger.