Face/Off (1997)
Pretty Woman (1990)
The Original: Rich businessman Richard Gere saves Julia Roberts’ gobby prostitute from herself.
Fan Version: Meek Boutique , an ode to Richard Gere.
Most Disturbing Quote: Oh if only I was pretty woman
this shop person I could stun
when along came my Richard Gere
galloping along on his white steer
the joy of deleting this woman's sneer
Bridesmaids (2011)
The Original: Kristen Wiig freaks out when her best buddy gets engaged. Cue improv hilarity.
Fan Version: Bits And Pieces , a raunchy little moment with Annie (Kristen Wiig) and Nathan.
Most Disturbing Quote: "You should do it again," she told him.
He was naked, too. Really naked. Really, nicely naked. And he was biting her neck while he shifted between her thighs. She liked the weight of him there, especially as he moved down, farther and farther, until he was right there and making her scream.
Commando (1985)
The Original: Arnie is the Black Ops Commando of the title, sent in to take down South American criminals.
Fan Version: Commando The Beginning, in which Arnie goes to Russia.
Most Disturbing Quote: John Matrix who is Arnold Schwarzenegger was on secret mission in sovjet russia where he had to infiltrate evil russian fortress and destroy nuclear warheads. "Nostrove!" said russian soldier who was on patrol with his buddy when suddenly, John Matrix said "Fuck you you asshole!" with voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger and punched the soldier
I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
The Original: Rape revenger in which Camille Keaton’s writer is raped by country bumpkins before getting her bloody vengeance.
Fan Version: Worthless , which is essentially I Spit On Your Grave in poem form.
Most Disturbing Quote: worthless, he had spat in her face,
you worthless, lying skank.
what did she do wrong?
she didn't know.
rumors and lies, they cut deeper than the knife
she now clenched in her dirty fist,
they'd know regret soon enough.
Hope Springs (2012)
The Original: Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones’ love life is dull and sexless – until Steve Carell’s sex therapist steps in.
Fan Version: Finding Home , an erotic and rather graphic ‘missing scene’ from the movie…
Most Disturbing Quote: “Every nerve ending in Kay's body felt alive. Arnie's erection was hot and heavy against her center and the natural moves of their bodies as they kissed created the most delicious friction beginning to wind the coil deep inside of her tighter and tighter.”
Twilight (2008)
The Original: Kristen Stewart swoons over a vampiric Robert Pattinson.
Fan Version: Equinox , a Twilight - Avatar mash-up in which Rosalie starts a new, dangerous life on Pandora.
Most Disturbing Quote: "Welcome to Kansas," Dr. Brandon says, gesturing to the small, dry area that we stand in. She steps into the rain and signals us to follow.
"You are not in Kansas anymore." She does a little fist pump. "I've always wanted to use that line!"
Last Action Hero (1993)
The Original: Tongue-in-cheek Arnold Schwarzenegger actioner in which the Austrian Oak plays screen hero Jack Slater.
Fan Version: Last Action Girlfriend , which revolves around Slater’s daughter Whitney (Bridgette Wilson).
Most Disturbing Quote: Okay, I need to first point out that I do hate beautiful girls. I hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em! They are vain, self-centered, capricious, selfish, egocentrical, philandering, fickle and extremely high maintenance. On the other hand, I adore ugly girls.
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
The Original: Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) faces mystical forces in Chinatown.
Fan Version: Jack Burton In The Land Of The Dead , which relocates our hero to the Old West. With zombies.
Most Disturbing Quote: The zombie dragging down the middle of the lonely stretch of highway, on its stomach, had no idea what ran it over nor did the driver of the modified 18 wheeler know what he hit.
Titanic (1997)
The Original: James Cameron’s billion-dollar epic. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio play star-crossed lovers.
Fan Version: Titanic: A Life Journey , in which Rose (Winslet) and Jack (DiCaprio) both managed to fit on the driftwood and survived.
Most Disturbing Quote: “Y-You know, you were right. I didn't think I'd f-fit.” Jack stuttered, the cold finally getting to him and making it difficult to speak.
