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Chicken Run (2000)
The Original: Stop-motion poultry thrills from Aardman.
Fan Version: What Happens Before Time Comes , the saga of Ginger’s life from the very beginning – with “sexual scenes and violence”.
Most Disturbing Quote: Matt continued his grinning look. "Hmm, what shall I do with you? Maybe a kiss could be enough, and then we are even?" he licked his lips while smiling. Ginger looked disgusted. "Are you nuts?! I would never kiss you! I'd rather eat a mouse!"
Dead Man On Campus (1998)
The Original: College comedy about roommates whose love of partying results in less than spectacular grades. Oof.
Fan Version: Passing Time , a slash fiction in which Josh (Tom Everett Scott) and Cooper (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) are lovers.
Most Disturbing Quote: Josh grinned, hauling his roommate up off the couch. He pressed a kiss to the other's lips as they fumbled toward the room they shared. "Fantastic. Let's go."
Clerks (1994)
The Original: Dante (Brian O’Halloran) and Randal (Jeff Anderson) work in a video store. They talk about movies a lot.
Fan Version: Another Film Discussion . This time, Dante and Randal talk about Avatar .
Most Disturbing Quote: Randall: Avatar was nothing more than a recycled, shit-dry plot covered up by what I say to only be impressive effects and violence.
Dante (baffled): Avatar was genius. The effects were superb to T2 itself, the story was intriguing, the characters were as real as I can possibly fathom, and the 3-D was used to a proper and immersively amazing effect.
Apocalypse Now (1979)
The Original: Haunting Vietnam drama. Michael Sheen loses his mind as he attempts to track down Marlon Brando’s jungle-dwelling mad man.
Fan Version: Mud , which describes an erotic encounter between Willard (Sheen) and Kurtz (Brando).
Most Disturbing Quote: My hand already slid deep down his crotch and I felt that he was pretty aroused. That was probably inevitable.
I gave him a wonderful massage while I pulled his shirt up to under his chin, bent down and fondled his chest extensively with my mouth. My God, I was so horny, but I did not dare to touch myself.
The Happening (2008)
The Original: Mind-numbingly silly eco-horror from M. Night Shyamalan. Mark Wahlberg tries to outrun the wind.
Fan Version: An Interesting Proposition , in which Wahlberg’s characters from The Happening and Four Brothers meet.
Sadly the “predicted slash and scenes of a sexual nature” haven’t been written yet.
Most Disturbing Quote: "You Elliot Moore?" he asked, with an accent Elliott recognised as Detroit.
"Yes, I am. And you would be?"
"Bobby Mercer. You're a science teacher, right? I heard that you've got some interesting theories."
21 Jump Street (2012)
The Original: TV movie adap starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill as hapless cops sent undercover at a high school.
Fan Version: Are You Fucking Kidding Me? Which shows what happened when Schmidt and Jenko were high on HFS.
Most Disturbing Quote: Fucking unlucky, Schmidt and Jenko was forced to take drugs named HFS that make them drunk and do a variety of motherfucker insanity.
And here they are… a dialogue which happened between Schmidt and Jenko when they are been in 'Fuck Yeah Motherfucker' step.
"You know what your face is really make me want to… um, keck?" Schmidt asked with a look stoned. "Your face wasn't handsome than captain Dickson!" Schmidt curtly sarcasm.
Harry Potter (2001-2011)
The Original: Witches and wizards go up against power-hungry baddie Voldemort. There are house elves.
Fan Version: Eternal Curse , which whisks Harry, Hermione and Ron off to the 18th century, where they encounter Captain Jack Sparrow…
Most Disturbing Quote: “Do you, Hermione Granger, take Jack Sparrow to be your loftly wedded husband? Till death due you part?” the priest turned and asked her.
“I do” she responded. She looked back at Jack. Their eyes exchanged looks of love.
Carrie (1976)
The Original: Sissy Spacek stars as the high school outcast with psychic powers.
Fan Version: An alternate ending. Carrie survives the collapse of her home and has a heart-to-heart with Sue Snell (Amy Irving).
Most Disturbing Quote: Carrie looked at Sue and suddenly, back handed her across the face, sending her to the ground. She was shaking with rage. The same rage she had felt earlier after the prank had been pulled.
"You think this is funny? Setting me up with your boyfriend, rigging the ballots so that we would become King and Queen, while a bucket of blood spilled on top of me in front of the whole school? Why? What did I ever do to cause everyone to hate me so much?"
Moon (2009)
The Original: Sam (Sam Rockwell) is working on the moon, but his sanity is starting to suffer…
Fan Version: Human . GERTY is taught about human things by Sam.
Most Disturbing Quote: GERTY. Stop looking at me like- GERTY! I'm serious, I don't... I... GERTY? GERT-
...That was a hell of a kiss. Never do that again. Go to your room.
...well, yeah, fine, my room, our room, whatever.
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
The Original: Graphic novel adaptation in which Scott (Michael Cera) must fight Ramona Flowers’ (Elizabeth Winstead) seven evil exes if he wants to date her.
Fan Version: Scott Pilgrim Vs The Terminators , set a few months after Scott defeated Ramona’s evil exes. Yes, he fights a Terminator.
Most Disturbing Quote: Terminator #2 said, "Scott I'm here to destroy you and everyone that you know and love."
Scott said, "I will never let you destroy this world. Let battle."
Terminator # 2 said, "Fine lets battle"
The terminator machine started shooting around the house. Then Scott made an energy shield so that he could get protected from the bullets.
