Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Video game characters' Valentine's cards to each other
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Happy Valentine's Day!
On Valentine's Day, secret admirers of attractive people everywhere pour their hearts and souls into small folded pieces of card and post them in the hope that somehow it will end up with reciprocated feelings. Video game characters must do that too.
So here are some cards sent by video game characters to other video game characters, as played out in my mind and Photoshop. So, in the words of Satoru Iwata... Please enjoy.
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Drake loves Elena
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Sakura has given up on Ryu...
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Cheep Cheep loves Flappy Bird
"I think you and I are very alike..." You don't say.
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Commander Shepherd loves Tali
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Larry Lovage loves Sally Mae
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Nathan Drake loves Lara Croft
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Lemming loves another Lemming
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Cloud loves Tifa
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Bubsy loves Knack
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Who loves Princess Peach?
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Sully will always be there for Drake
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Who do you think loves whom?
Maybe Agent 47 loves a chuzzle. Or maybe Flappy Bird loves Songbird from BioShock Infinite? Let us know in the comments who you think would make a good couple, and let us know what they would write in their valentine's cards. Either that or just share this article on Twitter/Facebook/GooglePlus. Do that and I'll love you forever.
And if you're looking for more, check out 11 video game couples who aren't in relationships but really should be or just peruse all our Week of Love 2014 articles.
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BladedFalcon - February 14, 2014 11:12 a.m.
Oh Drake...(Love that chain of events there) This is perhaps one of your best and funniest articles of this style so far, (And that's already saying something!) awesome job Justin! Also the sad thing about the Cloud to Tifa one, is that she'll most definitely say yes to that, because extremely poor characterization has made her into a mess with no self esteem nor respect :/ -
RandomShadow44 - February 14, 2014 4:54 p.m.
She has no self esteem or respect because she likes Cloud? -
BladedFalcon - February 14, 2014 11:03 p.m.
No, she has no self esteem or respect because first, she was constantly pinning on this guy even when he was a douche to her, or unresponsive because he was into another girl, and despite her being for him at his worst, he is still an asshole and just ignores her and even leaves her for no good reason... (We see this in Advent children.) And yet she STILL pines for him. -
RandomShadow44 - February 17, 2014 12:24 p.m.
He was never a douche to her. And being unresponsive is literally Cloud's whole character. If she liked him, then she would understand that and therefore, it wouldn't bother her. Also, he was only into another girl if you as the player wanted him to be. When I played, he rarely came into contact with Aeris and even went on the date with Tifa. He was closer to Tifa than he was with anyone else in the group. And he left because he was still kind of messed up in the head. Tifa waited for him because her feelings for him were actually real. I don't see it as having no self esteem or respect when she had feelings for Cloud, and didn't stop have feelings for him simply because Cloud was being Cloud. If that was the case, then she never really had feelings for him in the first place and that's where she would have no self esteem or respect because she would have been going after a guy she never had feelings for. -
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newmachine - February 14, 2014 9:39 a.m.
Isaac Clarke to Female Shepard: "Dear Commander, I'm full of bad ideas. I never gave up on you"
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